USA Erklärt

Posted March 11th, 2009 in web by Michael

Die Vereinigten Staaten sind ja nicht ganz unwichtig für den Rest der Welt – und trotzdem verstehen wir Europäer die Amerikaner nicht immer und nicht wirklich. Zum Glück gibt es einen sehr lesenswerten Blog names “USA Erklärt” in welchem Scot W. Stevenson auf unterhaltsame Weise über Amerika aufklärt. Das klingt dann ungefähr so:

Auf die Frage an die beste Freundin, wie einem ein Kleid steht, wird eine Deutsche vielleicht das Gesicht verziehen und “Du, nicht wirklich” sagen oder “Ich weiß nicht, ob es dir so gut steht”, eine Amerikanerin aber eher etwas wie “Würde blau nicht besser zu deinen Augen passen?”. Für eine Amerikanerin heißt das, du siehst aus wie eine magersüchtige Vogelscheuche mit einem Heroin-Problem, während eine Deutsche das Gefühl hat, man redet aneinander vorbei. Augen? Was faselt die von meinen Augen? Ich will wissen, ob mein Arsch fett aussieht!

Sehr lesenswert das ganze, und da es schon einige Einträge gibt fangt man am Besten mit der Top-5-Liste an.

(Bild von flickr)

Fahr doch mit der Bahn – eine teure Alternative

Posted January 2nd, 2009 in rant by Michael

Bahn fahren und im speziellen der Autoreisezug wurde in einer der letzten Ausgaben des Rondo beworben. Und aus aktuellem Anlass habe ich mir die Kosten für die Strecke WienFeldkirch herausgesucht – ein Auto plus 2 Insassen.


Soweit die Preise pro Person – 121,40 both-way. Der Hammer ist aber die Preisabfrage vom Autozug – man muss zuerst seine KFZ- sowie Kreditkarten-Daten eingeben, erst dann sieht man einen Preis… (siehe Bild rechts). Diesen finde ich mit 75,90 € zwar günstig, aber trotzdem rechnet sich das ganze nicht wirklich.

Hier die Rechnung für Auto-selbst-Fahrer:

  • rund 1300 km Wien – Feldkirch – Wien
  • 7 Liter / 100km
  • aktueller Preis von rund 1 € / Liter

Das ergibt gerundet 100 Euro, also immer noch 2/3 weniger als das Bahn-Ticket…


Also mich wunderts ja nicht, dass die ÖBB so schlecht da steht, bei den Kosten und dem Service und einer Website, die ohne JavaScript nicht bedienbar ist.

Good dog.

Posted October 28th, 2008 in fun by Michael


Maybe this works better than the Viennese initiative which does not explicitly talk to the dogs…

Seen in Boston, MA.

Neulich, am Flug von Paris nach Boston

Posted October 3rd, 2008 in fun by Michael

… hatte ich eine Stunde Verspätung, weil die Ladung noch ausbalanciert werden musste. Nun, beim Einsteigen habe ich folgendes fotografiert, da wundert mich nix mehr, dass wir so lange warten mussten, diese Fracht kann man ja nicht wie Koffer rumwerfen oder gar vergessen:


Für alle mit schlechten Augen – das ist ein niet-nagel-neuer, weisser Ferrari, der gerade in die 747 nach Boston verladen wird!

The jQuery Camp 2008 is over

Posted September 29th, 2008 in web by Michael

The jQuery Camp 2008, which has been held today at the Stata Center at the MIT, is over. It has been organized by the creator of the library, John Resig – who did a great job – with the library and with the conference!

While John opened the day with news about the current jQuery status, planned changes, internals and not-so-well-known features of the core he also mentioned:

“I haven’t done any serious Web development in a long time…”

Which obviously nobody in the crowd believed.

Afterwards other speakers talked about scalable applications, jQuery UI and jQuery Plugin development. At least in the advanced track the quality of the talks was pretty high, except for one exception, where downloading and installing the framework would have had the same effect… completely wrong for an advanced audience to just explain the basic samples delivered with the framework. Punished by typing noise (80% MacBooks, 20% others).

One of the highlights was the talk about processing.js, a port of the Processing visualization language, which clearly showed what is possible with todays JavaScript and current browsers (including IE!).

Overall a great day together with the jQuery community and the jQuery developers at the MIT! Looking forward to next years conference!

(Photo source)

Project Management Course

Posted September 10th, 2008 in tech by Michael

Last week I had a lot of fun – imagine me sitting in the same room with 24 project managers, talking about how to manage projects, risks, scheduling, sizing etc. All other attendees have been project managers, I was the only specialist who just wanted to learn the basics. And get a check mark. But that’s another story.

Nevertheless it turned out to be a lot of fun – our instructor Darryl (who reminded me about Matt) teaches project management since he is literally 3 years old and he is really (and I mean really really) good at it! So even “the programmer” in between the serious project managers learned something about how projects *should* be managed.

In the evenings we went out for some beers – actually and unfortunately the only sightseeing I did. No time for anything else, one evening it was too late for a walk, the other day it was raining… no luck this time. At least I had a great view out of my hotel room.

So there are many valid and good reasons to come back to the beautiful city of Amsterdam, maybe in spring next year?

Visiting Vienna

Posted January 1st, 2008 in misc by Michael

Every six month or so the students in the Tools development team are asking me a lot of questions about Vienna. Which is fine – most of them are from overseas and they want to visit all major cities in Europe and not only stay in Herrenberg ;)

Most of the time they are asking the same questions and I’m googling for the same links. So why not create a link collection, add some comments now and then and provide a permanent resource for my students and the rest of the world? But primarily for my students, of course :)

And hey, you can still ask me questions and contact me, so we can go for a beer or a cocktail…. if you want.

In general wien.gv.at is a very good page about Vienna and you also have a very good city map there.

Arriving and living in Vienna

Ok, the first important thing is how to get from the airport into the city. A taxi costs about EUR 30,-, so the CAT might be cheaper.

Badly the page for public transport in Vienna does not have an English version (or I just don’t find it) and the page is just bad. But here is the basic information from that page:

  • One day ticket (24 Stunden Karte): EUR 5,-
  • Special Vienna card (Wien Karte): EUR 16,90, valid for 72 hours, cheaper entrance in varous museums
  • Week card (Wochenkarte): EUR 12,50, valid from Monday 9am to Monday 9am
  • 8 day card (8 Tage Karte): EUR 24,-, valid for 8 separate days

The first one can be sold at any subway entrance, for the others I have no idea yet – please update me.

Another nice page I’ve found is The Vienna Metro with a lot of information about tickets, metro maps and all that stuff…. check it out!

Regarding “living” in Vienna I don’t have any experience, I only know that my flat is nice but too small…. but here is the major killer link regarding youth hostels: Youth Hostels in Austria. The one called Hostel Schlossherberge is very nice, but a bit outside.

If you have stayed in Vienna (Youth hostel, hotel, wherever) please send me a link and a recommondation of that “place”, so I can add it here.

Sightseeing

There is a lot of stuff so see in Vienna, so I even don’t know where to start. One student (Sophie) told me that she just entered the tram 1 (or 2, which is the opposite direction) and jumped on and off wherever she found something interesting. And really, tram 1/2 are following the “ring” so you will see the Opera, a lot of museums, the town hall….

In general you should just walk around in the city – the starting point should be the St. Stephen’s Cathedral, the center of the city. From there you can easily walk to the Hofburg.

“Outside” we have the Schönbrunn Palace, a must-have-seen. Furthermore you should go to the Prater with the Giant Ferris Wheel.

More information about sightseeing can be found here.

Eating and drinking

When you are in Vienna and in the Prater you should go and eat at the Schweizerhaus – mandatory! And I’ll be with you – mandatory! :)

And you definitely have to go to the Hotel Sacher next to the opera to try their famous cake!

For other good restaurants and bars ask me, don’t want to write more now…. but for going out at night my recommondation is the Volksgarten – does not matter if Club, Pavillon or Tanzcafe!

Shopping

The most important topic, especially for the female students. Maybe I should handover to my girlfriend here?

Anyways, I also have some shopping-experience – being in front of St. Stephan’s Cathedral you can turn to the left and follow down the Rotenturmstrasse to the Schwedenplatz. On the right there is the more important street – the Kärntnerstrasse, which leads you to the Opera (opposite to Starbucks).

Or you can just turn around and walk into the Graben (leave Zara on your right hand side) until you reach the famous Julius Meindl. In the street to the left you will find some very cheap shops (Louis Vuitton, Versace, D&G, Channel….), the right side is a bit better. If you want to know where to find Furla, please contact me.

The other must-be is the Mariahilferstrasse, , the longest shopping-street in Austria. Just start at the MQ and and follow the street until you reach the Benetton super store….

Finally…

That’s it for now – more will come whenever I have the time to write something….

Hopefully this page helps you all a bit – it would be nice if you send me your comments, corrections or ideas, so this page can be improved!

Regards,

Mike :)

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